Hasselhoffing

“Hasselhoffing” – Verb, pertaining to David Hasselhoff. “To be Hoffed” to be sent homoerotic images of David Hasselhoff in questionable outfits/poses with various props/animals. Detailed explanation.

How does it work? Simple: When your coworker leaves his/her computer unlocked, replace his/her wallpaper with a sexy picture of The Hoff himself. This hasselhoffing will tell him a lesson!

 

Always remember kids: Don’t leave your gadgets unattended 😉

 

The Svenihoff (1)

this Hoff was sponsored by Toby on 2010-03-12

The Svenihoff (2)

this Hoff was sponsored by Toby on 2010-03-12

The Wensthoff

this Hoff was sponsored by Toby on 2010-02-03

The Lehnismurf

lehnismurf

The Richthoff

richthoff

The Vollmihoff

this Hoff was sponsored by Dee-Hassel-jot
vollmihoff

The How-To-hoff

howtohoff

The Jo-Hoff

johoff

The Ollihoff

thomas_hoff

The Maxhoff

max_hoff

The Holgerhoff

holger_hoff

The first 3Hoff (the idea was born…)

this Hoff was sponsored by Mexx
artific_hoff

The real 3Hoff

this Hoff was sponsored by Mexx
3hoffextended

The Hoffhoff

this Hoff was sponsored by Jacob
hoff_hoff

The iPhonehoff2

this Hoff was sponsored by Holger
maxiphonehoff2


You can even share your own Hoffs with us:

[contact-form 2 “Hasselhoff Upload Form”]


For further reading:
“hoffing” in Urban Dictionary

Hoff

Verb, pertaining to David Hasselhoff.

“To be Hoffed” to be sent homoerotic images of David Hasselhoff in questionable outfits/poses with various props/animals. Considered an extreme insult, the most common form of Hoffing is done through electronic mail although various new and inventive methods have recently been discovered. The first ever hoffing is said to have taken place in 1997 in the town of Heidelberg in Germany where David Hasselhoff is an extremely popular singer. According to urban legend, a young male high school student sent the David Hasselhoff calendar (if you have never seen this consider yourself lucky) to a girl he had a crush on in an attempt to woo her. The attempt backfired when the horrified girl choked on a chicken sandwich which she was eating whilst opening the calendar. The act of Hoffing has since spread from smalltown Germany to the mainstream claiming thousands of victims. Although not usually resulting in loss of life, a Hoffing can lead to severe psychological trauma, temporary loss of motor function and 9 times out of 10 it will affect the Hoffee’s up-chuck mechanism.


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